CLIF® Bar CrossVegas, Chamois Butt’r and Cyclocross Magazine have teamed up to give you 10 chances to win a CrossVegas and Chamois Butt’r swag bag, and a chance at our grand prize. In the next 10 weeks, we’ll have weekly contests for the prize packs, and at the end of the 10 weeks, one of our winners will be selected at random for the grand prize, so make sure you enter every week for a chance to win big!
Your fifth challenge: What course feature would you love to see added to the CrossVegas course? (Can be serious or hilarious!)
Last week, you were tasked with rewriting an Elvis lyric in honor of CrossVegas’s own Elvis, and the responses were all amazing! We had the hardest time this week deciding on the winner, but finally pick Brian G’s Blue Suede Shoes remake, Spike Toed Shoes.
With handups of money
And bacon fo’ sho’
The beer is all ready
Now go, ’cross, go!
I step through
Riding with my spike toed shoes
Got a single chainring
And I’m riding with my spike toed shoes
Hot into the corner
Grab my canti brakes
Hop o’er the barriers
Choke down a cupcake
Well, pushing to the limit
I’m about to spew,
rolled a tire of the rim
I need to reglue!
Tubular glue
And riding with my spike toed shoes
Got my lugged steel frame
And I’m riding with my spike toed shoes
Well, put on the embro
Legs are on fire
Just like Tim Johnson
I’ll never retire!
Singlespeedin’
is my new foray
Try and take the holeshot
Won’t happen today
My pit crew
Is cleaning off my spike toed shoes
Got full carbon wheels
And I’m riding with my spike toed shoes
Well, stuffin’ the money
Down my skinsuit
Hecklers ringing cowbells
They holler and hoot
I step through
Riding with my spike toed shoes
Well, I shoulder my bike
Now I’m running with my spike toed shoes
Well, it’s spike, spike, spike toed shoes
And those big, muddy, rubber boots
Yeah, spike, spike, spike toed shoes
Baby, spike, spike, spike toed shoes
In line for the pressure wash
And I’m standing in my spike toed shoes
Congrats, and will Brian G please email molly [at] cxmagazine.com with contact info? Also, will Week 3’s winner Michael Shearer also get in touch by emailing molly [at] cxmagazine.com so we can get your prize shipped out?
So many great responses—keep ’em coming!
Weekly winners will be selected by a distinguished panel of judges (Brook Watts, CrossVegas Promoter; Andrew Yee, Cyclocross Magazine Publisher; Molly Hurford, Cyclocross Magazine Managing Editor). At the end of the 10 weeks, one of our winners will be selected at random for the grand prize, which includes a CrossVegas jersey signed by the race winner. The field includes current World Champion Sven Nys, so you can place your bets on who will be signing it …
10 Weekly Prizes will Include:
- VIP CrossVegas Ticket
- 1 Tube of Chamois Butt’r (Choice of Original, Her’ or Eurostyle)
- 1 Bottle Eurostyle Sports Skin Wash
- 1 Bottle Eurostyle Sports Kit Wash
- 1 Jar Eurostyle Embrocation (warm or hot)
- Total = $145 Retail
- For more information on the products, visit www.chamoisbuttr.com
The Grand Prize:
Zach Lee Designs made the CLIF® Bar CrossVegas jersey, produced by Vermarc Sportswear. This year, he gives a nod to the retro design of the past and acknowledges the time-honored racer superstition of pinning the number 13 upside-down.
- CrossVegas jersey signed by the race winner
- VIP CrossVegas Ticket
- 2 year digital subscription to Cyclocross Magazine
- Chamois Butt’r Jersey
- Chamois Butt’r Bib
- Chamois Butt’r Cycling Cap
- Chamois Butt’r Mussette Bag
- Chamois Butt’r T-shirt
- Chamois Butt’r Trucker Hat
- Copy of Mud, Snow and Cyclocross
- Total: Priceless! (but the Chamois Butt’r gear has an MSRP of $238)
Submissions are due Saturday, August 3rd and a winner will be announced next Monday.
Official Rules:
No purchase necessary. Void where prohibited. Contest will run from July 1 until July 5, 2013. All participants must be 18 years or older. Only US residents are eligible for the prizes from CrossVegas and Chamois Butt’r (sorry!). No purchase necessary. To enter, leave your response in the comments below. One entry per person. Winners will be selected and notified via email. Cyclocross Magazine, 650 Castro St, Suite 120-291 Mountain View, CA 94041.
